nov. 6. jokes. soccer. high school. gray. straight. taken.
enjoys questions
(Source: dskjbfs, via light-upthe-stars)
At least once, you've done this.
Me:Oh my god. My period is late. Me:AM I PREGNANT?
Me:Wait...
Me:Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me:Seems legit.








